Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
MarriedSilverMr 24 day.ago2 married ladies went out for a girls night out...As they were walking home through the dark they cut through a grave yard for a quick pee. The first lady peed and decided to wipe her self with her own cheap knickers that she was wearing and then threw the cheap knickers away. The second lady then peed behind a grave stone but she was wearing her very expensive kinky knickers and wanted to keep them. So she felt around the grave stone to see if she can find anything to wipe herself with... She came across a silky red ribbon and decided to wipe herself with it. Both ladies were feeling refreshed and made their way home... The next day, their two husbands called each other up. The first husband said: "these girly night out need to stop! My wife came home with no knickers" The second husband replied: "that's nothing! My wife came home with writing on her upper thighs that said: THANK YOU FROM THE WHOLE FIRE BRIGADE"
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Orzo I’ve been told…
Just a Gangsters pair o' dice
Drop it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boyant.
No whey Jose
.... shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler."
You go on a head, ill hang around right here
Rose, again.
It's my false-etto voice.
A Moo-rine Biologist.
He hits a gnome run
Carlos!
Their chateau.
Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.
They'll always live well.
They put an apron
Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!
I gave her a hug
It's because people always throw hissyfits
None of the circuits run to ground.
Copy that.
Funeral director, "Sir, it would cost about £25,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me:"Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money." Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance."
After she explained it to me it made cents
one in 3 million can be a human
The princess ordered a mountain do.
A desserter
... because absence makes the heart go Fonda
You so early
Because he would have ryzen
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